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Title: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on October 27, 2014, 04:22:29 PM
This topic is for silly science humor that you just can't resist sharing with others.

I'll start with this: the venerable Edwards 306A carbon coater:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/oldpics/i58.tinypic.com/30j036u.jpg)

Did you ever notice that the power knob "goes to eleven"?  Here's a close up:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/oldpics/i59.tinypic.com/2d6qoep.jpg)

For those of you not in the know, here's the relevant wiki page for the phrase:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven

When I first noticed this I happened to be talking to an Edwards service engineer (to order a new variac) and asked him if this was a tribute to the movie "Spinal Tap", but he sadly informed me that the coater knob predated the movie by a decade or so.

Of course it could be that the Edwards carbon coater knob engineer was referencing the locomotive engine that "Goes to eleven" mentioned in the above wiki page!   Anyway, here's the clip from the movie for those that are interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

And here is XKCD's take on the meme (attached).
Title: Labview
Post by: Richard Walshaw on January 23, 2015, 02:47:54 AM
I'm not sure this counts as humour, but its amusing me at the moment,
here's the current view from my desk.......
it was a gift from my new favourite PhD student.
I'm making this an essential condition of all future instrument bookings.
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on January 06, 2016, 09:16:23 PM
This isn't EPMA humor specifically, but it is related, and as Julien Allaz pointed out to me, he's currently working with HVAC contractors for his lab renovation.

This is a shot (see attached photo) from a restaurant that Barb and I ate at this evening.

I'd like to met the trades person that did this work and shake their hand!
john
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on January 07, 2016, 07:57:18 AM
Here's a closeup of this amazing HVAC work (see attached- remember you have to be logged in to see attachments).
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Richard Walshaw on March 17, 2016, 05:46:54 AM
Happy St Patrick's Day Y'all!

(I love these little inclusions in PfE)
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on March 17, 2016, 08:54:39 AM
Quote from: Richard Walshaw on March 17, 2016, 05:46:54 AM
Happy St Patrick's Day Y'all!

(I love these little inclusions in PfE)

These little messages are only for "special" users, but thank-you!

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/1_17_03_16_8_54_00.png)

By the way everyone, I don't mean to exclude anyone, so if you'd like to also be a "special" user and see these cute little messages a few times a year, please let me know and I'll add you to the list!   :D
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on March 28, 2017, 12:41:10 PM
This is a bit of a "blast from the past", but it's one of my favorite pictures.  It was taken while the four of us were treking in... *Mordor*  (lights dim momentarily...).  Actually of course it was during our visit to the Kilauea eruption in 2015, but I just had to use the LotR font!
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Mike Matthews on March 28, 2017, 01:14:49 PM
Quote from: John Donovan on March 17, 2016, 08:54:39 AM
Quote from: Richard Walshaw on March 17, 2016, 05:46:54 AM
Happy St Patrick's Day Y'all!

(I love these little inclusions in PfE)

These little messages are only for "special" users, but thank-you!

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/1_17_03_16_8_54_00.png)

By the way everyone, I don't mean to exclude anyone, so if you'd like to also be a "special" user and see these cute little messages a few times a year, please let me know and I'll add you to the list!   :D

Who could say no to that!
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on May 18, 2017, 04:50:04 PM
See attached pdf below for an example of a typical calm and dignified scientific discussion at the last EMAS meeting in Konstantz...

photo credit: Richard Walshaw
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on September 27, 2017, 01:27:49 PM
A handy flow chart for the night sky...
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on December 07, 2017, 12:16:36 PM
Maybe this is something that everyone knows already, but I was recently looking into some possible "localization" issues regarding the asterisk character. That is to say the "*" character.

This character is sometimes referred to as the "wildcard" character as well, because when you use it, at say a command prompt, e.g., dir *, one gets everything listed. So the asterisk could be thought of as the "everything" character!

Now the ASCII decimal code for the asterisk character is 42, which is also interesting because 42 is the answer to the question: What is the meaning of life?, from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, of course. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#The_number_42

42 is also the 2nd two byte word in every TIFF file, which according to my Microsoft-Aldus documentation is "for deep philosophical reasons".

So that must mean that the simple asterisk, is the answer to the "what is the meaning of life?" question, that philosophers have pondered over since the dawn of time. And that answer is of course, *everything*!    :D

john
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on December 24, 2018, 02:13:20 PM
I hope Richard Walshaw doesn't mind me posting this but he sent me this video of his brass band playing a tune for the season:

https://youtu.be/pZVWbp_OTB8

I think Richard is behind the tuba on the left. He says:  "Here's me and my band playing with our youth bands. About 70 of us altogether. Ages ranging 6-65."

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.
john
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on March 07, 2019, 11:12:30 AM
(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_07_03_19_11_11_33.png)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/error_bars.png

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_07_03_19_11_11_49.png)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/models_of_the_atom.png
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Anette von der Handt on March 07, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
This might fit in as well

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/17_07_03_19_1_10_40.png)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/curve_fitting.png
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on February 24, 2022, 03:22:25 PM
This was published in our local paper today:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_24_02_22_3_19_29.png)

It made me smile, but I wonder how many readers got the reference?
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on March 10, 2022, 11:22:25 AM
Selected physics jokes from the web:

What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops.


Einstein developed a theory about space.

And it was about time too.


Why can't you trust an atom?

They make up everything.


Schrodinger and Heisenberg were out driving together when they were pulled over by a policeman. The cop walks up to the window and asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I was."

The cop is unamused and orders the physicists to open their trunk. He looks in and sees a dead cat. "Do you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?" he asks.

Schrodinger replies, "Well, I do now!"


Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I lost an electron!"

The other responds, "Are you sure?!?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"


A neutron walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, he drinks up and asks "How much do I owe you"?

The bartender says "For you, no charge!"
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on June 08, 2022, 07:42:29 AM
Another from XKCD.com:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_08_06_22_7_40_41.png)

I like the "electron kaleidoscope"!
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on August 22, 2022, 07:15:06 PM

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/1_22_08_22_7_13_38.png)
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Anette von der Handt on December 08, 2022, 05:07:00 PM
Someone (as of now unidentified) has been hanging up microanalysis/geochemistry-themed puny Christmas greetings in the department.

I found this one on the microprobe-lab door:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/17_08_12_22_4_48_23.jpeg)
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on January 12, 2023, 10:14:46 AM
Not specifically EPMA humor but I cannot resist:

(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/outdated_periodic_table.png)

(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/solar_system_model.png)

(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/change_in_slope.png)

(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/precision_vs_accuracy.png)

XKCD is found at:

https://xkcd.com (https://xkcd.com)
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on March 29, 2023, 05:10:55 AM
(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_29_03_23_4_36_35.png)

https://xkcd.com/2755/

That's what happens when one includes the pharmaceutical sciences...   ;D
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on March 21, 2024, 08:05:23 AM
I could not resist posting this recent comic from XKCD:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_21_03_24_8_04_26.png)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/light_leap_years.png
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on April 06, 2024, 10:31:25 AM
My new favorite XKCD comic:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_06_04_24_10_29_45.png)
https://m.xkcd.com/2914/

I love the caption:

"A partial eclipse is like a cool sunset. A total eclipse is like someone broke the sky."
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on April 14, 2024, 01:15:13 PM
(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_14_04_24_1_14_17.png)

Is this an argument for the Fahrenheit scale?
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Mike Matthews on April 18, 2024, 04:34:12 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/survey_marker.png)
Why it's important to always know where your fiducials are.
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: John Donovan on October 25, 2024, 02:02:23 PM
While taking a picture of Barbara last month in BC, Canada, a high energy incident electron appeared right next to her...

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/1_25_10_24_2_00_32.jpeg)
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on January 06, 2025, 07:47:53 AM
Maybe the ancient Greeks were on to something...

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_06_01_25_7_46_34.png)

:P
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on February 24, 2025, 09:34:01 AM
Exchange interaction:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_24_02_25_9_33_02.png)

"Fermions are weird about each other in a standoffish way. Integer-spin particles are weird about each other in a 'stand uncomfortably close while talking' kind of way."

https://m.xkcd.com/3027/
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on March 28, 2025, 01:10:38 PM
Definition of a planet:

(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_28_03_25_1_10_13.png)

https://xkcd.com/3063/
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on October 28, 2025, 09:42:40 AM
(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_28_10_25_9_41_48.png)

https://xkcd.com/3159/
Title: Re: EPMA Humor
Post by: Probeman on November 22, 2025, 08:26:31 AM
(https://smf.probesoftware.com/gallery/395_22_11_25_8_26_09.png)

https://xkcd.com/3171/